This green goon is a huge fan of dying to pencil rockets. Except replace "fan" with dead person.
| Details | Stats | Front | Back | |||
| LV | 60 | Encounter | Boss | Offense | 147 | 1 |
| Type | Person | Defense | 75 | 64 | ||
| HP | 721 | EXP | 2788 | IQ | 38 | 38 |
| PP | 0 | DP | 300 | Speed | 62 | 1 |
| Song | No. 184 | More Audacious March | ||||
| Elemental | Status | ||||
| Fire | 90 | Flammable | 100 | Cry | 60 |
| Freeze | 120 | Freezable | 100 | Wall Staple | 75 |
| Thunder | 80 | Numbness | 60 | Apologize | 20 |
| Bomb | 100 | Sleep | 80 | Laugh | 70 |
| PK Love | Effective | Strange | 40 | DCMC | Effective |
| Item | Chance |
| Hot Dog Sushi | 10% |
| Chapter 1 | Chapter 2 | Chapter 3 | Chapter 4 | Chapter 5 | Chapter 7 | Chapter 8 |
| X |
| Locations |
| Empire Porky Building |
| Attack | Side | Target | Description |
| Fire a Beam | Self | Single | Low-level special attack |
| Bum-Rush | Opponent | Single | Low-level physical attack |
| Throw a Time Bomb | Opponent | Single | Medium-level bomb that sticks to the target and explodes during a later turn |
| Try to Strike Joints | Opponent | Single | Low-level physical attack with a chance of numbness |